What, you didn't get the memo? September was "Don't update your blog" month. It's a very ancient and precious holiday, celebrated by religious slackers the world over. Okay, I lied, but I'm back now and trying to do better. So LAY OFF ME!

Sorry. Well, my life continues to grow steadily more boring. As the days become more and more monotonous, My day and night dreams grow more and more curious. Dragons, castles, and wizards, spaceships, dinosaurs, and Rod Serling (see "The Twilight Zone"), many forming strange and nonsensical plotlines, that sometimes I can string together to make sense. My writing continues to improve, although I find myself leaving my online communal role-playing endeavors to pursue my own. One more thing I should really try to fix.

Writing to me is like a great game, but one that I cannot sleep unless I play. It's an addiction. All I want to do is retreat into my mind and play for hours and days on end. There I am the Goblin King, the Knight in Shining Armor, and a million other silly and fantastic things.

Alas, I knew me well.