Too many questions

Once again, I'm going to abuse my blogging rights to explore my own inner gripes. Today I'll choose my most common griping subject. Women!

For all of you psych students out there, majors or just personally intersted, please, your thoughts are appreciated.

Why is it that I cannot be attracted to a nice, unnatached girl? If I start to like a girl, one of the following items invariably happens.

1) The girl will/already will have/is thinking about hooking up with a friend/roommate/aquaintance of mine. I don't move until I get to know people first, and I'm aware I move too slowly, so that's probably the cause of this.

2) The girl will have a friend who likes me (that I don't like that way in return, I might add) and will therefore be loyal to her friend

3) Will be someone that is cared for by a friend of mine

4) She turns out to have self-esteem issues/narcissistic tendencies

and my personal favorite (because it seems to be the most common) 5) She already has a boyfriend or is seeing someone steadily.

I just want it all, is that so much to ask? Nice smile, wants a big family, educated, smart, fun to be around, a good conversationalist, shares some of my interests, likes to read, etc., this is all I'm asking.

I just want to know what it is I'm missing. Why am I always attracted to girls otherwise occupied. Maybe it's just that I want what I can't have, but I just don't think that's it.

guh